Blunt instrument
When I was going through the TSA checkpoint in Philadelphia at the beginning of this run down the Mississippi, something very unfortunate happened. The TSA agent who was going through my carry-on belongings approached me and said, "Is this your stick?" "Yes, sir," I replied.
"I have a problem with your stick," he said.
"What's wrong with it?", I asked him.
"It's a blunt instrument."
"It's my walking stick," I said.
"You can't fly with this stick," he insisted. "It's a blunt instrument."
"But, sir, I've flown with it dozens of times, often right through Philadelphia, through this very checkpoint."
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