Annals of unintended judicial irony
From Grice v. City of St. Robert (Mo. Ct. Ap. 1992) (citations omitted):
This court should not create an exception where none is present. Where a statute has no exception courts should not engraft one by judicial legislation. Words used in the statute must be accorded their plain and ordinary meaning. When language is plain and admits to but one meaning, there is no room for construction.