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National Language versus Mother Tongue

Grace Wu sent me a photograph taken at Taipei Storyland, shown at the right (click on the image for a larger version). The characters running down the right side of the picture read as follows: WO3 YAO4 SHUO1 GUO2YU3, BU4 SHUO1 FANG1YAN2 "I want to speak the national language, not the topolects." In other words, […]

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Think B4 You Speak

According to Tycho at Penny Arcade ("The True Face of Our Enemy", 8/17/2009) The Think B4 You Speak campaign is basically incoherent, and operates from some deep misconceptions about how and why people communicate. These assertions have been collated and placed sequentially in today's comic offering The strip in question: (Click on the image for […]

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Female man to female man

What do you call it when each player on a team is responsible for defending against just one specific player on the opposing team? If you're playing in such a system, what do you call the player you're responsible for guarding? OK, now what if the players are female? I asked myself such questions several […]

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More (dis)fluency and (in)coherence

As a public figure, you're in trouble when the media are less interested in what you have to say than in how you say it. This is now the sad situation of Caroline Kennedy, whose filled pauses seem to be getting more press than any other aspect of her bid for Hillary Clinton's senate seat. […]

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What's will?

Yesterday's email brought this sensible question from Judith Parker, a middle-school teacher at The Philadelphia School: In the grammar text we are perusing, the concept of modals has raised its head.  The words "The nice thing about modern grammarians is that they have reduced the number of TENSES in English to just two, PRESENT and […]

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What did Joe Louis have to tell us about Tina Fey?

Watching the new DVD release of the patriotic World War II musical This is the Army recently, when listening to champion boxer Joe Louis in a cameo delivering his one line, I found myself thinking of, of all people, Tina Fey. Specifically, what came to mind was her movie of earlier this year, Baby Mama, […]

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Defiant diagramming

Eager as always to score high-school snark points, Maureen Dowd wrote today about Sarah Palin ("Sarah's Pompom Palaver", 10/5/2008): Then she uttered yet another sentence that defies diagramming: “It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are […]

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Fun and funnerer

Today saw the release of the anxiously awaited T-Mobile G1, the first phone to use Google's Android software. On T-Mobile's website, the first ad for the phone was unveiled, and it's packed with jocular comparative adjectives: smarterer, connecteder, funnerer. This isn't just an homage to Dumb and Dumberer, the even more dim-witted sequel to Dumb […]

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Word (in)constancy

For a peek at what makes language — and Language Log — possible, consider this. Suppose that you stand up in front of a class of kindergarten or first-grade kids, who haven't learned to read and write yet, and tell them "Today we're going to play a game. I'll tell you a story — and […]

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Asking questions to the prepositional meme pool

With respect to a piece of political spam from John McCain that included the sentence "You will also have an exclusive opportunity to … ask questions to one of my top advisors", Graham commented Is "ask questions TO somebody" good American English? It reads very oddly to this Brit. Well, "ask questions to somebody" sounds […]

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Sax Q & A

As a result of some Language Log posts a couple of years ago, I get quite a few inquiries from journalists about Dr. Leonard Sax and his science-based arguments for single-sex education. It's in the nature of things that only a small fraction of such discussions wind up in the resulting articles. For example, for […]

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Wright on language and linguistics

According to Dana Milbank, "Still More Lamentations From Jeremiah", Washington Post, 8/29/2008 The Rev. Jeremiah Wright, explaining why he had waited so long before breaking his silence about his incendiary sermons, offered a paraphrase from Proverbs yesterday: "It is better to be quiet and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove […]

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You might have thought that the Roman empire was doomed by barbarian invasions, lead poisoning, the loss of masculine values, or climate change. But Jim Bisso at Epea Pteroenta has pointed out that at the very height of the empire's power, in the reign of Trajan, Roman culture had already been compromised by an insidious […]

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