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More clbuttic idiocy from lexical censors on the web

According to Matthew Moore in the Daily Telegraph: Google searches turn up 3,810 results for "clbuttic", 5,120 for "consbreastution", and 1,450 for "Buttociated Press". Well, Language Log readers who had already read about the athletic feats of Olympic star Tyson Homosexual will immediately recognize the clbuttic symptoms, and will know what has gone on here. […]

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Barrack Abeam and John moccasin

Dino Capiello, "Gore: Carbon-free electricity in 10 years doable", AP 7/17/2008: Gore told the AP he hoped the speech would contribute to "a new political environment in this country that will allow the next president to do what I think the next president is going to think is the right thing to do." He said […]

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Now presenting… Muphry's Law

Success has many fathers, the old saying has it, and the same goes for a well-turned maxim. We've noted a number of different originators for what Jed Hartman called the Law of Prescriptivist Retaliation: corrections of linguistic error are themselves inevitably prone to error. Around 1999 this truism was hit upon by no less than […]

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Temporally speaking

On BoingBoing, someone sent in this photo of an AT&T store in downtown Manhattan: "Perhaps it'll be available last year," Mark Frauenfelder wryly notes. Commenters chime in with their own time-travel jokes, and a couple point out the added typo of "out stock" for "out of stock." One commenter wonders if the photo's a fake, […]

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U.S. sprinter undergoes search-and-replace

As has already been the subject of much blogospheric mirth, news about sprinter Tyson Gay's record time in the U.S. Olympic track and field trials was reported in peculiar fashion by the American Family Association's OneNewsNow site. Here's a screenshot from BoingBoing: And here's one from Outsports showing a series of Google News headlines: Regret […]

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Today's little amuse-bouche

Here at Language Log, we don't just sit around unravelling the mysteries of by-topicalization, stress-timing, resumptive pronouns, and the like. We have our playful sides: cartoons, "lost in translation" examples, Cupertinos, fun with taboo avoidance. Here's today's little amuse-bouche (or, if you prefer, amuse-gueule), which came to me originally on a card from a friend: […]

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High flatulent language

Christopher A. Craig sends along a gem of a Cupertino (our term for a spellchecker-induced miscorrection), from today's "Washington Wire" blog on the online Wall Street Journal. The piece describes an anti-Obama Youtube video from the Republican National Committee that uses clips of other Democrats talking negatively about Obama in the past: Clips of former […]

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Latest stock market casualty: consumer dictionary companies?

A recent Associated Press wire story about the declining stock market contained an optimistic note from Phil Orlando, chief equity market strategist at Federated Investors. Orlando says the market is in decent shape, with two exceptions: "Our view has been that the market, generally speaking, is in pretty good shape with the exception of the […]

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Invoking childhood

From The Unspeakable Vault (of Doom), a warning about using spellcheckers when summoning Elder Gods…

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