40 words for "next"
This is from an actual job listing on BusinessWorkforce.com, advertising a position at the "marketing innovations agency" Ignited:
Integrated Copywriter/Etymologist
Sure, the Eskimos have 40 words for “snow,” but Ignited has 40 words for “next.” That’s because we’re kind of obsessed with what’s next, whether that be in technology or media or Eskimo etymology. If you’ve got that same kind of curiosity and you fit the bill of skills below, you may be the next person we think of when we hear the words “Integrated Copywriter.”
Actual etymologists need not apply.
(See links here and here for more on the much-abused "Eskimo words for snow" trope. Hat tip, Nancy Friedman.)