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@LitCritTrump has taken up the Trump Insult Haiku form as an instrument of literary evaluation. My favorite:

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[h/t Lawrence Evelyn]


  1. Pflaumbaum said,

    March 17, 2016 @ 9:47 am

    Okie farm industry shlonged by elites and illegals. Cali fruitpicking jobs all gone to China. Shame.

  2. KeithB said,

    March 17, 2016 @ 11:04 am

    Sorry, Pflaumbaum. The China reference does not fit. How about: "Man drinks like a baby from woman. Disgusting."

  3. David L said,

    March 17, 2016 @ 11:15 am

    In the classical form of the Trump haiku, isn't the kicker supposed to be a single standalone word? For the Odysseus one, I suggest CLUELESS! For Fitzgerald, perhaps NOT GREAT! is allowable.

    [(myl) In fact, @realdonaldtrump's "kickers" are often multi-word phrases: "Ted can't win!""Really bad people!""No way""Phony politicians!""They are total losers!""Now nasty!""Dishonest media!" – etc. etc.]

  4. Pflaumbaum said,

    March 17, 2016 @ 11:28 am

    @ KeithB –

    I have only one word to say to you:

  5. Jerry Friedman said,

    March 17, 2016 @ 4:21 pm

    Lucifer thinks he can run the company better than the CEO. Adam and Eve disregard clear instructions. Insubordinate!

  6. John Kilgore said,

    March 17, 2016 @ 5:50 pm

    Prissy Prince can't follow Ghost's instructions. Barely bags Claudius, everyone else is collateral damage. Indecisive!

  7. Viseguy said,

    March 17, 2016 @ 7:35 pm

    "Captain" lets whale bite his leg off, then dies trying to get revenge. When I get revenge, nobody lives to tell the story. TWO-TIME LOSER!

  8. Ray said,

    March 17, 2016 @ 9:27 pm

    son of prominent right-wing political family gets brainwashed. then he becomes unwitting assassin in international communist conspiracy. CHINA!

  9. AG said,

    March 17, 2016 @ 11:09 pm

    I think I prefer the "kicker" to be in sentence case, but with an exclamation point. Sad!

  10. Mark S. said,

    March 18, 2016 @ 5:50 am

    He’s not a fisherman. I like fishermen who capture fish, not bring back a bunch of bones. Can’t stand that old man!

  11. Joe said,

    March 18, 2016 @ 9:57 am

    Guy turns into a cockroach, quits going to work, a major embarrassment to his family. Dies in his room alone. WHAT A RELIEF!

  12. Matt McIrvin said,

    March 18, 2016 @ 10:33 am

    Bloom says he's an ad salesman. Wanders around Dublin, thinks and thinks, eats stuff, sells no ads. Jerkoff!

  13. Popup said,

    March 18, 2016 @ 11:25 am

    A midget, a magician and a bunch of misfits get lost. Really lost! They make it to the mountain and destroy a ring. What a Waste!

  14. Steve said,

    March 18, 2016 @ 2:14 pm

    Dum-Dum Lear disowns good daughter, kicked to the street by bad daughters. Wanders around till he goes blind. LOUSY FATHER!

  15. ardj said,

    March 25, 2016 @ 12:45 am

    Sorry, only just caught up with this game.

    Love their home, but piss about at concerts, for god's sake, let deadbeat shag their sister. How relate to guys like that ? Unbusinesslike

    Two jokers wait for uh God or something: for ever, nothing. Guy really knows how to run things, just let him go. They should be so lucky!

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