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@LitCritTrump has taken up the Trump Insult Haiku form as an instrument of literary evaluation. My favorite:
Odysseus took 20 years to travel 600 miles. Would not want him as captain of my boat. BAD SAILOR pic.twitter.com/iZWpQhBwJQ
— Trump Reviews (@LitCritTrump) March 8, 2016
See also
Sad little man Gatsby can’t get anyone to like him. Maybe he’s not as rich as he thinks. NOT GREAT AT ALL pic.twitter.com/jbeTI14d4i — Trump Reviews (@LitCritTrump) March 14, 2016
[h/t Lawrence Evelyn]
Pflaumbaum said,
March 17, 2016 @ 9:47 am
Okie farm industry shlonged by elites and illegals. Cali fruitpicking jobs all gone to China. Shame.
KeithB said,
March 17, 2016 @ 11:04 am
Sorry, Pflaumbaum. The China reference does not fit. How about: "Man drinks like a baby from woman. Disgusting."
David L said,
March 17, 2016 @ 11:15 am
In the classical form of the Trump haiku, isn't the kicker supposed to be a single standalone word? For the Odysseus one, I suggest CLUELESS! For Fitzgerald, perhaps NOT GREAT! is allowable.
[(myl) In fact, @realdonaldtrump's "kickers" are often multi-word phrases: "Ted can't win!" – "Really bad people!" – "No way" – "Phony politicians!" – "They are total losers!" – "Now nasty!" – "Dishonest media!" – etc. etc.]
Pflaumbaum said,
March 17, 2016 @ 11:28 am
@ KeithB –
I have only one word to say to you:
http://youtu.be/VHtKx2jk40U
Jerry Friedman said,
March 17, 2016 @ 4:21 pm
Lucifer thinks he can run the company better than the CEO. Adam and Eve disregard clear instructions. Insubordinate!
John Kilgore said,
March 17, 2016 @ 5:50 pm
Prissy Prince can't follow Ghost's instructions. Barely bags Claudius, everyone else is collateral damage. Indecisive!
Viseguy said,
March 17, 2016 @ 7:35 pm
"Captain" lets whale bite his leg off, then dies trying to get revenge. When I get revenge, nobody lives to tell the story. TWO-TIME LOSER!
Ray said,
March 17, 2016 @ 9:27 pm
son of prominent right-wing political family gets brainwashed. then he becomes unwitting assassin in international communist conspiracy. CHINA!
AG said,
March 17, 2016 @ 11:09 pm
I think I prefer the "kicker" to be in sentence case, but with an exclamation point. Sad!
Mark S. said,
March 18, 2016 @ 5:50 am
He’s not a fisherman. I like fishermen who capture fish, not bring back a bunch of bones. Can’t stand that old man!
Joe said,
March 18, 2016 @ 9:57 am
Guy turns into a cockroach, quits going to work, a major embarrassment to his family. Dies in his room alone. WHAT A RELIEF!
Matt McIrvin said,
March 18, 2016 @ 10:33 am
Bloom says he's an ad salesman. Wanders around Dublin, thinks and thinks, eats stuff, sells no ads. Jerkoff!
Popup said,
March 18, 2016 @ 11:25 am
A midget, a magician and a bunch of misfits get lost. Really lost! They make it to the mountain and destroy a ring. What a Waste!
Steve said,
March 18, 2016 @ 2:14 pm
Dum-Dum Lear disowns good daughter, kicked to the street by bad daughters. Wanders around till he goes blind. LOUSY FATHER!
ardj said,
March 25, 2016 @ 12:45 am
Sorry, only just caught up with this game.
Love their home, but piss about at concerts, for god's sake, let deadbeat shag their sister. How relate to guys like that ? Unbusinesslike
Two jokers wait for uh God or something: for ever, nothing. Guy really knows how to run things, just let him go. They should be so lucky!