"This intro is high-key gonna slap"

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The winning submission to a high school essay contest, written by Mallory Valis, described as "a 16-year-old from Toronto", starts this way:

Bro, this intro is high-key gonna slap. Just let me cook.

Oh wait, I should be more formal.

Uhh. . . . Henceforth I commence my righteous thesis. Yeah.

In the eyes of older generations, Gen-Z slang besmirches the Sacred English Language™ with its base, loose, and astonishingly convoluted wordplay. By now, you’ve heard it before. Words sprouting like weeds in conversations with friends or wriggling through Instagram comment sections: rizzfit checkgirlbossslaysimp. . . the list spirals downwards into a pit of sacrilege.

And for a (more explicitly) old-person-oriented article on the same topic, see "Quiz: Do You Speak 2024?", NYT 12/24/2024.

You should read Mallory Valis' whole essay, but its opening reminded me of this PhD Comics strip:

And with a similar style shift, Samantha Hancox-Li promoted her Foreign Policy article "Get Ready for Trump’s TV Government (The incoming administration will be chaotic and personalist, not organized autocracy)" with a skeet reading

oh hey it ya girl explaining why the recent government shutdown extravaganza is just a preview of the next four years of GORILLA CHANNEL GOVERNANCE

 



6 Comments »

  1. Philip Taylor said,

    December 27, 2024 @ 3:01 pm

    I thought that the hyperlink from "skeet" in "with a skeet reading" would take me to somewhere explaining what a "skeet reading" (or even what "skeet") was — sadly I was disappointed. It took me instead to a page hosted by "bsky" which appeared to contain exactly the same content as appeared in the original post following the words "a skeet reading". And asking Google what a "skeet reading" was also failed to shed any light on the matter, so I am no wiser than I was at the outset.

  2. altissima said,

    December 27, 2024 @ 3:19 pm

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeet (disambiguation page):

    first item under "other uses":

    "Skeet, slang name for a post and verb for making a post on Bluesky"

    I suppose it's related to "tweet" for a post on Twitter.

  3. Philip Taylor said,

    December 27, 2024 @ 5:08 pm

    Fair enough, so a "skeet" is a tweet posted on Bluesky. But what is a "skeet reading" ?

  4. Phillip Helbig said,

    December 27, 2024 @ 5:35 pm

    OK, now you know what a skeet is. But here,“reading” is not a gerund, but a participle. On other words, a “skeat which reads” followed by the text of said skeet.

  5. Philip Taylor said,

    December 27, 2024 @ 6:22 pm

    Ah, "a skeet which read" (or "which reads") — now I understand. Thank you both.

  6. Mike Anderson said,

    December 27, 2024 @ 10:40 pm

    The first rule of Fashion is "Don't be boring."

    By the second comment, I was already bored.

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