More AI satire
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OpenAI comms: [underspecific hype-y 'big tings coming!!' pls like and subscribe]
Google comms: [corporate vagueness about Gemini3-0011 v2 FINAL.docx on Vertex available to 14 users]
GDM comms: [we have simulated a rat's brain capable of solving 4D chess, but we're not sure why]…— Séb Krier (@sebkrier) December 3, 2024
If you want to read the whole thing without going to X, here you are:
OpenAI comms: [underspecific hype-y 'big tings coming!!' pls like and subscribe]
Google comms: [corporate vagueness about Gemini3-0011 v2 FINAL.docx on Vertex available to 14 users]
GDM comms: [we have simulated a rat's brain capable of solving 4D chess, but we're not sure why]
Anthropic comms: [we are very worried. we have asked the model to spell out 'doom' and it did]
Meta comms: [haha we love the USA!! our new mostly-open model is very American!! pls work for us]
Microsoft comms: [would you like to set Microsoft Edge your default browser?]
Some of the responses are also funny, e.g.
Microsoft: at long last we have achieved integration of copilot and copilot through copilot, we are also planning to release a completely new tool called copilot
— Mad ML scientist (@HououinTyouma) December 4, 2024
and
Absolute banger. Though you I both know the only folks at Google using .docx are the lawyer cats
— Bilawal Sidhu (@bilawalsidhu) December 5, 2024
Y said,
December 5, 2024 @ 2:57 pm
As with politics, when they are scared, you're fine; when they laugh, it's time to worry.
Lukas Daniel Klausner said,
December 6, 2024 @ 7:13 am
What's “GDM”?
Lukas Daniel Klausner said,
December 6, 2024 @ 7:14 am
Ah, never mind, the Twitter thread had the answer downthread. (It's Google Deep Mind.)
David Marjanović said,
December 7, 2024 @ 8:28 am
Oderint dum metuant, a trope Older Than Dirt.