{"id":67210,"date":"2024-12-05T12:54:51","date_gmt":"2024-12-05T17:54:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/?p=67210"},"modified":"2024-12-05T12:54:51","modified_gmt":"2024-12-05T17:54:51","slug":"more-ai-satire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/?p=67210","title":{"rendered":"More AI satire"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">OpenAI comms: [underspecific hype-y 'big tings coming!!' pls like and subscribe]<br \/>\nGoogle comms: [corporate vagueness about Gemini3-0011 v2 FINAL.docx on Vertex available to 14 users]<br \/>\nGDM comms: [we have simulated a rat's brain capable of solving 4D chess, but we're not sure why]\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 S\u00e9b Krier (@sebkrier) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sebkrier\/status\/1864066847911596341?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 3, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nIf you want to read the whole thing without going to X, here you are:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 40px;\"><span style=\"color: #800000;\">OpenAI comms: [underspecific hype-y 'big tings coming!!' pls like and subscribe]<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Google comms: [corporate vagueness about Gemini3-0011 v2 FINAL.docx on Vertex available to 14 users]<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">GDM comms: [we have simulated a rat's brain capable of solving 4D chess, but we're not sure why]<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Anthropic comms: [we are very worried. we have asked the model to spell out 'doom' and it did]<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Meta comms: [haha we love the USA!! our new mostly-open model is very American!! pls work for us]<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #800000;\">Microsoft comms: [would you like to set Microsoft Edge your default browser?]<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Some of the responses are also funny, e.g.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Microsoft: at long last we have achieved integration of copilot and copilot through copilot, we are also planning to release a completely new tool called copilot<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mad ML scientist (@HououinTyouma) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HououinTyouma\/status\/1864099755195777063?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 4, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>and<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Absolute banger. Though you I both know the only folks at Google using .docx are the lawyer cats<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bilawal Sidhu (@bilawalsidhu) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bilawalsidhu\/status\/1864563976165569018?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 5, 2024<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OpenAI comms: [underspecific hype-y 'big tings coming!!' pls like and subscribe] Google comms: [corporate vagueness about Gemini3-0011 v2 FINAL.docx on Vertex available to 14 users] GDM comms: [we have simulated a rat's brain capable of solving 4D chess, but we're not sure why]\u2026 \u2014 S\u00e9b Krier (@sebkrier) December 3, 2024<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[322,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67210","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-artificial-intelligence","category-humor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67210","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67210"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67210\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":67213,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67210\/revisions\/67213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67210"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67210"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67210"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}