{"id":36132,"date":"2018-01-03T11:23:54","date_gmt":"2018-01-03T16:23:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/?p=36132"},"modified":"2018-01-03T11:23:54","modified_gmt":"2018-01-03T16:23:54","slug":"plain-as-what-on-your-face","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/?p=36132","title":{"rendered":"Plain as <i>what<\/i> on your face?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>David Smith, \"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/us-news\/2018\/jan\/03\/donald-trump-russia-steve-bannon-michael-wolff?CMP=twt_gu&amp;__twitter_impression=true\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Trump Tower meeting with Russians 'treasonous', Steve Bannon says in explosive book<\/a>\", <em>The Guardian<\/em> 12\/3\/2017:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Bannon has\u00a0criticised Trump\u2019s decision to fire Comey.\u00a0In Wolff\u2019s book, obtained by the Guardian ahead of publication from a bookseller in New England, he suggests White House hopes for a quick end to the Mueller investigation are gravely misplaced.<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><span style=\"color: #000080;\">\u201cYou realise where this is going,\u201d he is quoted as saying. \u201cThis is all about money laundering. Mueller chose [senior prosecutor Andrew] Weissmann first and he is a money-laundering guy. Their path to fucking Trump goes right through Paul Manafort, Don Jr and Jared Kushner \u2026 It\u2019s as plain as a hair on your face.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The usual phrase, of course, is \"as plain as the nose on your face\".\u00a0 \"A hair on your face\" isn't especially plain &#8212; depending on who you are, what sort of hair it is, etc., it might be somewhat noticeable, but less so than a lot of other things. And I can't find any earlier examples of this simile choice.<\/p>\n<p>Contextually implausible substitutions like this are usually a blend of two related expressions, like \"until the\u00a0 cows turn blue\", or \"as easy as falling off a piece of cake\". But I can't figure out where that hair comes from. Any ideas?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>David Smith, \"Trump Tower meeting with Russians 'treasonous', Steve Bannon says in explosive book\", The Guardian 12\/3\/2017: Bannon has\u00a0criticised Trump\u2019s decision to fire Comey.\u00a0In Wolff\u2019s book, obtained by the Guardian ahead of publication from a bookseller in New England, he suggests White House hopes for a quick end to the Mueller investigation are gravely misplaced. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36132","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36132","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=36132"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36132\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36133,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36132\/revisions\/36133"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=36132"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=36132"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=36132"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}