{"id":32323,"date":"2017-04-24T02:45:52","date_gmt":"2017-04-24T07:45:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/?p=32323"},"modified":"2017-04-24T02:47:30","modified_gmt":"2017-04-24T07:47:30","slug":"annals-of-incompetent-spam-the-weeding-ceremony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/?p=32323","title":{"rendered":"Annals of incompetent spam: the weeding ceremony"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A spam email I received this morning (addressed to me and three other addresses, no subject; the sender was \"david mark\" at <b>davidmark0066@gmail.com<\/b>) had the following text: <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Hello this is david i will like to know if you can handle my weeding ceremony&nbsp; and do you own the service&nbsp;??<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I actually never realized people had weeding ceremonies. I thought you just got out there with a trowel and a pair of kneepads and dug out those unwanted plants without benefit of any rituals of any sort. But some may have different traditions. We must be open to cultural diversity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A spam email I received this morning (addressed to me and three other addresses, no subject; the sender was \"david mark\" at davidmark0066@gmail.com) had the following text: Hello this is david i will like to know if you can handle my weeding ceremony&nbsp; and do you own the service&nbsp;?? I actually never realized people had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[69,114],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-language-and-technology","category-silliness"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32323"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32325,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32323\/revisions\/32325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}