{"id":2822,"date":"2010-12-04T05:13:22","date_gmt":"2010-12-04T15:13:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/?p=2822"},"modified":"2012-07-03T05:34:27","modified_gmt":"2012-07-03T10:34:27","slug":"gnomeland-security","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/?p=2822","title":{"rendered":"Gnomeland Security"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--StartFragment--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoFooter\">We've had Gnome Chomsky (\"Just say gnome\", <a href=\"http:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/?p=1938\">here<\/a>), and the puns continue with Gnomeland Security, available in several forms (posters, t-shirts, magnets) from several sources (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.northernsun.com\/\">Northern Sun<\/a> is where I first saw it). Here's the magnet from Northern Sun:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/arnoldzwicky.s3.amazonaws.com\/GnomelandSecurity.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Other sites offer actual advice about gnomeland security: schemes for protecting your garden gnomes from theft.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We've had Gnome Chomsky (\"Just say gnome\", here), and the puns continue with Gnomeland Security, available in several forms (posters, t-shirts, magnets) from several sources (Northern Sun is where I first saw it). Here's the magnet from Northern Sun: Other sites offer actual advice about gnomeland security: schemes for protecting your garden gnomes from theft.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[50,114],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-language-play","category-silliness"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2822"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2822\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu\/nll\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}