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From Donald Trump's recent UN speech:

The United States also totally rejects any attempt to construct a globalist scheme to control for the artificial intelligence being spoken of so much now, hereinafter officially called Super Intelligence, changing the name, and that the use of the word "artificial" makes intelligence fake. It makes it sound fake. And it is not fake. It's actually amazing, but we have to be careful. In fact, it is exactly the opposite of what it purports.

From this point forward, all of United States documents and, hopefully the world's will be changed to use the much more accurate term "super" as opposed to "artificial". So it's Super Intelligence. In other words, welcome to the new world of Super Intelligence-SI. SI, let's see if that goes, it sounds much better. It is much better, and it's much more accurate. Let's see if I have any power. Maybe I do, and maybe I don't. We're going to find out pretty soon.

This reminds me of one of my favorite examples of semantic drift.

The OED's sense I.1.a. for artificial, dating to c1425, is "Of a thing: made or constructed by human skill, esp. in imitation of, or as a substitute for, something which is made or occurs naturally; man-made."

Scrolling down through other senses over the years, we get some negatively-evaluated senses, like 1.4.a "Contrived or fabricated for a particular purpose, esp. for deception; resulting from artifice; feigned, fictitious", as well as some positively-evaluated (or at least neutral) ones, like II.6 "According to the principles of an art or science; scientific, systematic."

But then there's II.9.a "Of a thing: skilfully made or contrived; cleverly constructed", flagged as Obsolete, with citations through 1833, for example these (quotations expanded from the original sources):

1663 How to make a brazen or stone head, in the midst of a great field or garden, so artificial and natural, that though a man speak never so softly, and even whispers into the ear thereof, it will presently open its mouth, and resolve the question in French, Latin, Welsh, Irish, or English, in good terms, uttering it out of his mouth, and then shut it until the next question be asked.
1738  The artificial and elegant Structure of the Eyes, and the great fitness of their Parts, for the offices of Vision, are illustrated by the Laws of Opticks.
1833  The collocation of the words is so artificial in Shakspeare and Milton that you may as well think of pushing a brick out of that wall with your finger as of displacing a word without injury from one of their sentences.

The 1633 example is from The Century of Inventions of the Marquis of Worcester, originally (?) published in 1825. The cited passage continues:

Albertus Magnus, a celebrated philosopher of the thirteenth century, is said to have constructed an automaton which not only performed all the apparent motions of life, but absolutely answered questions. It is recorded of Thomas Aquinas, that, having accidentally seen the head, he was so terrified that he broke it in pieces, upon which Albert exclaimed: Periit opus triginta annorum! Though this appears one of the earliest instances of a speaking automaton constructed by one of the laity, there is no doubt but that the method of conveying answers to various interrogatories, by the agency of concealed pipes or a speaking trumpet, was practised at a very early period. That the impostor Alexander, however, caused his Æsculapius to speak in this manner is expressly related by Lucan. He took, says this author, instead of a pipe, the gullet of a crane, and transmitted the voice through it to the mouth of the statue. But the invention of the invisible girl, which may be considered as an improvement on the oracular responses of the darker ages, infinitely surpassed any of those hitherto recorded.

This very ingenious apparatus was publicly exhibited both at Bristol and in London for a considerable period, during which time no discovery was made of its internal mechanism; and it is probable that its construction would have remained a secret to all but the exhibitors, but for the ingenuity of Mr. (now Professor) Millington, who, in a course of Lectures delivered in the winter of 1806, explained the manner in which it was performed.

The visible part of the apparatus connected with the invisible girl was thus constructed: first a mahogany frame resembling a bedstead, having at the corners four upright posts about five feet high, was united by a cross-rail near the top, and two or more cross-rails near the bottom, to strengthen the frame, which was about four feet square. The frame thus constructed was placed upon the floor, and to the top of each of the four pillars were attached as many strong bent brass wires converging towards the top, where they were secured by a crown and other ornaments. From these wires a hollow copper ball was suspended by slight ribbons, so as to cut off all possible communication with the frame. The globe thus supported was supposed to contain the invisible being, as the voice apparently proceeded from the interior of it: and for this purpose, it was equipped with four trumpets, placed round it in a horizontal direction, and at right angles to each other; the trumpet mouths coming to within about half an inch of the respective cross-rails of the frame surrounding them.

When a question was proposed, it was asked from any side of the frame, and spoken into one of the trumpets, and an answer immediately proceeded from the whole of them, so loud as to be distinctly heard by the inquirer, and yet so distant and feeble, that it appeared as if coming from a very diminutive being. In this the whole of the artifice consisted; and the variations were so contrived that the answer might be returned in several languages, a kiss might be returned, the breath producing the voice was felt, and songs were sung, accompanied by the piano-forte, &c. To produce this illusion, the sound was conveyed by a tube, in a manner similar to the old and well known contrivance of the speaking bust; the invisible girl only differing in one circumstance; that an artificial echo was produced by means of the trumpets and hollow globe, in consequence of which the sound was completely reversed.

In the invisible girl the orifice of the tube was in one of the handrails just opposite the mouth of one of the trumpets, the opening being concealed by reeds and other mouldings; the tube itself, which was about half an inch in diameter, ran through half the handrail, then down one of the corner posts, and from thence under the floor till it reached a large deal case almost similar to an inverted funnel, along the side of which it rose till it came nearly into contact with the ear of the confederate, who with a piano-forte, &c. was concealed in this case. Any question asked by a voice directed into one of the trumpets was immediately reflected back from the concave interior surface of the globe to the orifice of the tube, along which it was conveyed so as to be distinctly heard by the person in the deal case, who returned the requisite answer, which appeared to come precisely from the interior of the globe. A small hole closed with glass was likewise left through the deal case and side wall of the apartment, by means of which the concealed person had an opportunity of observing and commenting upon any circumstance which occurred in the room.

Unquestionably very artificial and natural!

 



12 Comments »

  1. Lars Skovlund said,

    September 25, 2026 @ 9:37 am

    So Americans will now have to use SI units? Unthinkable!

  2. jhh said,

    September 25, 2026 @ 10:23 am

    There's the apocryphal story that a royal, seeing the just completed St. Paul's Cathedral, paid Sir Christopher Wren a compliment by describing it as "amusing, awful, and artificial."

    Though… it sounds like a reverse-engineered just-so story created to illustrate semantic drift ;)

  3. Mark Liberman said,

    September 25, 2026 @ 10:57 am

    @Lars Skovlund: "So Americans will now have to use SI units?"

    No, our speed limit signs will continue to be denominated in furlongs per fortnight, as the creator intended.

  4. Haamu said,

    September 25, 2026 @ 11:17 am

    If it's greater accuracy he's after, "SI" should stand for simulated intelligence.

  5. Philip Taylor said,

    September 25, 2026 @ 11:36 am

    "No, our speed limit signs will continue to be denominated in furlongs per fortnight, as the creator intended" — not forgetting that the micro-fortnight (μFortnight) was the unit of time measurement used for the TIMEPROMPTWAIT system parameter in the VAX/VMS operating system, and was equal to 1/1000000 of 14 days, or 1.2096 seconds.

  6. Roscoe said,

    September 25, 2026 @ 12:35 pm

    My car gets 40 rods to the hogshead, and that's the way I likes it!

  7. Viseguy said,

    September 25, 2026 @ 5:19 pm

    @Haamu:

    If it's greater accuracy he's after, "SI" should stand for simulated intelligence.

    "Super" is so tone-deaf. Makes it sound like we're conceding the question of who's in charge, humans or robots, to the robots. To paraphrase Santayana, those who do not remember the pre-semantic-drift meanings of words are condemned to make fools of themselves in front of the whole world.

  8. Lars Skovlund said,

    September 25, 2026 @ 7:01 pm

    To be frank, he missed an opportunity to call it Stable Genius Intelligence.

  9. wgj said,

    September 26, 2026 @ 11:04 am

    "Let's see if I have any power" is the real point of this stunt, AI/SI is just noise.

    The Chinese have known the concept for over two millennia: "Pointing to a deer and calling it a horse" (Records of the Grand Historian, ca. 100 BCE).

  10. David Marjanović said,

    September 27, 2026 @ 8:29 am

    "Pointing to a deer and calling it a horse"

    Briefly presented here; and yes, I think that's probably what Trump was doing on the first day of his first term when he claimed the crowd at his inauguration had been bigger than Obama's.

  11. Jim said,

    September 30, 2026 @ 5:09 pm

    Wile E. Coyote, Syoooper Intelligence

  12. SlideSF said,

    October 2, 2026 @ 3:34 pm

    "Pointing to a deer and calling it a horse"

    Or as we say in the USA, "Pissing on my leg and tell me it's raining."

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