Tired Gay succumbs to Dix in 200 meters
Oh, those sex-obsessed gay men! They can't even get 200 meters, can't even manage a 200-meter race, before yielding to the lure of dicks. (Hat tip to Loren McMullen Jonaitis, who was not the hundredth person to send this to me, as she feared.)
If only Tyson had won. Then we could have had
Tired Gay licks Dix in 200 meters
Note that in addition to the racy unintended pun on /dɪks/, the head also has a subtle (but entirely unproblematic, and in the context, inconsequential) ambiguity in in 200 meters: 'in the length of 200 meters', 'in the 200-meter race'.