Him: Statement.
     Statement.
     Statment. {cough}
     Question?
Her: Agreement.
Him: Reassuring statement.
     Confident statement.
     Confident statement.
     Overconfident statement.
Her: Question?
Him: Elaborate defensive excuse.
     {audience laughter}
Her: Half-hearted agreement.
Him: Insecure statement.
     Distracted statement.
     Absurd statment.
Her: Clarification question?
Him: Panicked bullshit explanation.
     {audience laughter}
     Quick meaningless comic nonsequitur.
     Fake laughter.
     Fake laughter.
     Accidental compliment of physical characteristics.
Her: Pleased response.
Him: Shocked continuation of meaningless comic nonsequitur.
     Relieved laughter.
     Relieved laughter.
Her: Superficial compliment.
Him: Self-assured agreement as denial.
     {audience laughter}
     Exaggerated statement.
     Exaggerated statement.
     Grossly exaggerated statement.
Her: Clarification question?
Him: Extremely exaggerated elucication.
Her: Mental compliment with accidental double entendre.
Him: Confident laughter.
     Confident laughter.
     {audience laughter}
     Confident suggestive proposition.
Her: Violent denial!
Him: Aghast repetition as question?
Her: Disgusted violent denial!
     {audience laughter}
Him: Defensive incriminating implication.
Her: Offended retort.
Him: Aggressive childish insult!
     {audience laughter}
Her: Disbelieving rhetorical question?
Him: Aggressive childish insult!
     {audience laughter}
Her: Stunned silence.
Him: Aggressive childish insult!
Her: Defensive childish response!
Him: Aggressive childish insult!
Her: Defensive childish response!
Him: Aggressive childish insult!
Her: Defensive childish response!
Him: Attempted condescending conclusive statement.
Her: Brilliant scathing remark with literary allusion and long-term devastating scatological implications.
     {audience laughter and applause}
Him: Pathetic self-revelation.
     {audience laughter}